The world of Tantra is can be very amusing. As we run across humorous items with a Tantric theme, we will post them here. Whether a joke, pun or funny video, check in to find Tantric humor here...

 

Two Tantric Lightbulb Jokes (courtesy of Jan Robinson)

 

Q: How many Tantra dakinis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, because the seeds of change are within the lightbulb itself. All it has to do is BREATHE!

 

A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Dharma Battle At The Hot Dog Stand

A Tantrika walked up to the how dog stand and asked the hot dog vendor, "Do you have vegetarian hot dogs?" To which the vendor replied, "Yes. I have the soy variety. Would you like one?"

 

The Tantrika thought a moment, and with a twinkle in his eye, he said, "Can you make me one with everything?"  The hot dog vendor made one with all the fixin's and handed it to the Tantrika who paid for it with a $20 bill.

 

After he finished his vegetarian hot dog, the Tantrika asked, "When do I get my change?" And with a twinkle in his eye, the hot dog vendor replied, "Ahh! Change comes from within, my friend!" 

 

Grandpa the Nudist
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off into the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

 

The Patient Golfer

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?"

"I don't know."

"A man will spend twenty minutes searching for a golf ball."